“The Hoe of the Family” Tee
Outrageously honest, ridiculously comfy, built to last.
Turn heads and spark laughs with our boldest drop yet: The Hoe of the Family tee. It’s the ultimate ice-breaker—perfect for parties, group pics, or that one cousin who just knows the title was made for them. Behind the hilariously blunt slogan is a premium blank that takes comfort and durability seriously, so you can flex the family role again and again without the shirt giving out.
Why you’ll live in this shirt
- Cloud-soft, no-cling fabric: A 5.6 oz jersey knit blended from 50 % cotton / 50 % polyester for breathable comfort that keeps its shape.
- Zero first-wash drama: Preshrunk construction means the fit you love on day one is the fit you’ll have on day 101.
- Smooth, seamless body: No side seams = no rubbing, bunching, or weird twisting after the spin cycle.
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Built for the long haul:
- 1 × 1 ribbed crew-neck collar holds its structure.
- Double-needle cover-stitching at the neck, armholes, and waistband resists stretching.
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and hemmed double-needle sleeves/hem fight fraying and blow-outs.
- Brand-ready finish: Removable satin neck tag for easy re-branding or a tag-free feel.
- Size-inclusive: From XS through 5XL, because every family has that relative.
Grab yours now, claim the title, and let the laughs (and conversations) roll.