This shirt isn’t for the shy — it’s for the bold, the confident, and the ones who mean exactly what they say. The “I Eat Pussy Great / Squirt On My Face” tee is more than just words on fabric — it’s a conversation starter, an energy statement, and a lifestyle piece that says you live life unapologetically.
It delivers the perfect balance of comfort, quality, and attitude. Crafted from a soft yet durable blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, this shirt feels smooth on the skin and stands strong through every wash. The fabric includes sustainably sourced USA-grown cotton, giving you comfort with a conscience.
Designed for those who want their words — and their drip — to last, it features a seamless body for a clean print area that keeps your design crisp and centered. The double-needle stitching and shoulder-to-shoulder taping keep your fit solid while you turn heads. With a tear-away label, you can rep your statement with no distractions.
Whether you’re rocking it at a festival, a party, or just showing the world who you are, this tee says what everyone else is thinking — only louder.
Key Features:
- 5.4 oz., 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend
- Soft, breathable, and durable fabric
- Sustainably sourced USA-grown cotton
- Seamless body for clean print area
- Double-needle stitched neck, sleeves & hem
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for structure
- Tear-away label for comfort and branding
- Machine wash cold, live bold always